Think of the biggest, hugest, vastest, most profound distance you can wrap your head around.
"Infinity" is INFINITELY larger than the distance you just envisioned.
"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we'll be featuring a discussion of the cosmos and infinity. For bringing this discussion to you, we'd like to thank our gracious sponsor, Tylenol."
GB-just make sure the donuts "keep" for, oh, 10 bazillion light years or so....sounds like we've got a long trip ahead of us (it'll make the drive to canada next week feel like a quick jaunt over to the grocery store!)!
If we get low on fuel, we could always use the donuts! I read that McDonalds in England are planning to use their deepfry oil to fuel their trucks, so this spaceship-donut-fuel idea is not tooo far-fetched!
And there you have it folks! In a mere 10 comments we've determined that the only barrier to human beings travelling faster than light is limited donut storage.
Or the easiest solution is pass a bylaw, enforcing all long-haul spaceships only carry donuts without the hole, to maximize donut volumes. This would leave more room for books.
Plus, the donuts can be compressed into Donut pellets? Yumm! Donut pellets!
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Teeny-tiny. Itsy-bitsy. Way-friggin-small-on-a-cosmic-scale.
That's us.
And we worry about gaining a few pounds.
I think I'll go have a donut.
Wow! What can I say?
Infinity has always been a difficult concept for me to grasp, but I guess it really does exist....
Here's a brain twister for you.
We think of "infinite" as very, very, very big.
Think of the biggest, hugest, vastest, most profound distance you can wrap your head around.
"Infinity" is INFINITELY larger than the distance you just envisioned.
"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we'll be featuring a discussion of the cosmos and infinity. For bringing this discussion to you, we'd like to thank our gracious sponsor, Tylenol."
Lol!
I guess the easier way to imagine space, is the same way we envision time: both have no limits. No beginning or end.
Pass the tylenol (and donuts!).
are we there yet?
LB -
Not yet. Fortunately, we brought lots of donuts.
GB-just make sure the donuts "keep" for, oh, 10 bazillion light years or so....sounds like we've got a long trip ahead of us (it'll make the drive to canada next week feel like a quick jaunt over to the grocery store!)!
We'll need a second spaceship, just for donuts.
sawsee-you say that like it's a bad thing... ;o)
Hey lostbean!
No, having a second spaceship is a Gooood thing!
If we get low on fuel, we could always use the donuts! I read that McDonalds in England are planning to use their deepfry oil to fuel their trucks, so this spaceship-donut-fuel idea is not tooo far-fetched!
And there you have it folks! In a mere 10 comments we've determined that the only barrier to human beings travelling faster than light is limited donut storage.
I knew it all along.
i can see it now...
"Greybishop's Books and Donut Fuel"
;o)
Or the easiest solution is pass a bylaw, enforcing all long-haul spaceships only carry donuts without the hole, to maximize donut volumes. This would leave more room for books.
Plus, the donuts can be compressed into Donut pellets? Yumm! Donut pellets!
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